sloth-grunge:

sloth-grunge:

my dad wants chocolate but its downstairs so he told me if I go get it he’ll buy me an iPhone 5 omfg dad

I went and got it

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

thats-slightly-raven:

You sick bastard.

jjlj13:

laugh-until-you-drop:

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

thesagepage:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

How is touch sky

sixteenblues:

voltaireimsohighrightnow:

these-burgers-are-crazy:

the last sentence is the best part

How many potatos has he eaten?

I feel depressed.