my dad wants chocolate but its downstairs so he told me if I go get it he’ll buy me an iPhone 5 omfg dad
I went and got it
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
You sick bastard.
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point