sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
wearing your favorite outfit